Oasis Wedge Plus
Thirsty Crow isn’t a real bar.
Five Tone isn’t a real label.
Bubba might be real, though.
“I just couldn’t put this down! Kafkaesque. Puts a magnifying glass to contemporary society in a deft manner all its own.”
It’s foam that makes poinsettias grow 5 days faster than anything else which, in a selling season that lasts a month, is a big deal. Nothing more fun than inventing idiots who had a five-day lead and blew it on beer and something called toothache tincture. And nothing more successful, as it turns out. This campaign was like steroids. The stuff flew off the shelves.